Saturday, September 14, 2013

Your Kidman(ing) me

Seemingly, a “snapper” as the Australians are want to call paparazzi, fell off his bike recently and in the process dented Nicole Kidman’s shin. Our sympathies Nicole. She is considering suing.

As she ponders how much to sue for, the local Court are hearing the charges against the aggressive photographer for:

  1. Riding on the pavement (ok…. understood);
  2. Causing harm to a pedestrian (ok… understood); and,
  3. Failing to wear a helmet.

Good on mother state – this boy’s availability to dent more shins means he has to be protected against his own stupidity.

No comments:

Post a Comment